tumblrmarketing(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away
WHAT THEY’RE GIVING FREE SHIT AWAY? STOCKS? ECONOMY? BIO-NUCLEAR TERRORIST INDUCED WARFARE IN WESTERN EUROPE?
WELL ALRIGHT I’LL CHECK YOUR WEBSITE OUT! GUYS YOU NEED TO CHECK IT OUT!
I WENT ON IT AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
"I’MA SAVE THE ECONOMY!"
Then I logged in and was all like:
"I need to sign a contract?"
THEN I REALIZED KYUBEY WAS CONTROLLING THE ECONOMY AND MANIPULATING THE BIO-NUCLEAR TERRORISTS THAT WERE INVADING WESTERN EUROPE. SO I WENT BACK IN TIME TO SAVE MY FRIEND SO SHE’D END THE BIGGER PROBLEM FOR ME.
"Damn I saved the world."
Then I realized the site was a big fake and shit and I wasted all of my time creating the above…